Arctic Monkeys — Teddy Picker Acoustic Chords

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      A                         F#
Despair to the point till they provoke
      A                                 F#
The punchline before they have told the joke
      A                      F#
The sheer desperation to be seen
      A                    F#   
Staring at the television screen
   A                               F#
Despair to the point where they provoke
                        A                                 F#
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
A                         F#
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
    A                     F#
It wasn't in the top 100 list
               F                       E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
        Am
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F           E                           D# 
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
    A                                 F#
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
    A                            F#
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
 A                       F#
Another variation on a theme
                A                      F#
A tangle on the television and the magazine
      A                            F#
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
      A                                 F#
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
    A                F#
That says "we are defenders
    A               F#     A     F#         G#
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
             F               E
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Am
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed—on concern
F                        E D C B A
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers

Save it for the morning after

Solo

A F# A F# A F# A F# A E F# A F#

             F                       E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Am
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F            E                          D#
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
F                       
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Am
Already thick and you're getting thicker
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
D#
Already thick and you're getting thicker
A            F#
Asuming that all things are equal,
A               F#                A             E
Who'd want to be men of the people
                          F#       D#
When there's people like you?

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this sounds really nice if played well and in time — work on it
and it can be a nice acoustic alternative to the song — enjoy !

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