Misc Unsigned Bands — Liz Ball - The Poo Song Chords

Intro: G   Dsus4   Em7   Cadd9 x2

   G               Em7 
I feel a way I've never felt
           Cadd9         Dsus4
Something inside me so strong
G                     Em7 
Travelling around my abdomen
              Cadd9
What could it be?
       Dsus4
Don't know
Em7              Cadd9
Why did I eat so much today?
         G              Dsus4
I'm surprised I kept it down
     Em7              Cadd9 
Yeah why did I eat so much today?
         G              Dsus4
I'm surprised I kept it down


G                           Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
                         Em7 
I should go do it in the loo
                               Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G                          Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up 
                        Em7   
I might just do it in a cup
                              Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
   G    Dsus4   Em7   Cadd9
Oh no


            G                   Em7
My large intestine cries out in agony
           Cadd9        Dsus4
It's just begging me to go
     G                    Em7
But sitting here I am so comfortable
            Cadd9      Dsus4   
Don't wanna move, woah no
Em7               Cadd9
Suddenly, I'm so flatulent
          G                   Dsus4
How much longer can I hold it in?
      Em7             Cadd9
Yeah suddenly I'm so flatulent
          G                   Dsus4  
How much longer can I hold it in?


G                           Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
                         Em7 
I should go do it in the loo
                               Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G                          Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up 
                        Em7   
I might just do it in a cup
                              Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
   
Woah
G                           Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
                         Em7 
I should go do it in the loo
                               Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G                          Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up 
                        Em7   
I might just do it in a cup
                              Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
   G    
Oh no