Misc Unsigned Bands — Rf Seabury - Plastic Jesus Chords
Plastic Jesus
R.F. Seabury
tabbed by Ed Yaekle
Capo 2, standard chord formations
D D7
I don't care if it rains or freezes
G
as long as I've got my plastic Jesus
D A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D D7
Through my trials and tribulations
G
and my travels through many nations
D A7 D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far
Chorus
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D D7
He won't slip, He won't slide
G
'Cause His feet are magnitized
D A7 D
riding on the dashboard of my car
D A7
Riding down a thoroughfare
G
With His nose up in the air
D A7
(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't mind
D D7
Trouble coming, He don't see
G
He just keeps his eyes on me
D A7 D
and any other thing that lies behind
Repeat Chorus (x2)
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D D7
Though the sunshine on His back
G
Makes Him peel and chip and crack
D A7 D
a little patchin' keeps Him up to par
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A7 D
riding on the dashboard of my car
D D7
Once His robe was snowy white
G
Now it ain't quite so bright
D A7 D
Stained by the smoke of my cigar
D D7
If I weave around at night
G
and the po—lice think I'm tight
D A7
they never find my bottle though they ask
D D7
Plastic Jesus Shelters me
G
For His head comes off you see
D A7 D
He's hollow and I use Him for a flask
Repeat Chorus
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D D7
Ride with me and have a dram
G
of the blood of the Lamb
D A7 D
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar