Misc Unsigned Bands — Spose - Im Awesome Chords

This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure
about bridge — open to suggestions



Intro: C — G — F x2

Chorus:

               C
mother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
         F
im awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
         G
im awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
                        C
mother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
          F
im awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
          G
im awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall






C
you know my pants sag low(low)
                     F
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
G
spose i got the swagger of a cripple
(F) G
i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
C
and lyrically im not the best
F
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet 
G
so puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes
C
the girls are repulsed 
F
so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
G
im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

C
me ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
F
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
G
every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this
its cuz my little sister wrote it





Chorus:

               C
mother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
         F
im awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
         G
im awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
                        C
mother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
          F
im awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
          G
im awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall




C—G—F x2



uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins
i'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven't done sh!t
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon


Chorus


C—G—F x2 

Bridge
Dm
futher more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
Am
with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
C
i'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling
optimuos and 
F
i'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.


Same as verses: 

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.
If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.
If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.
Im outta breath


Chorus