Misc Unsigned Bands — The Joe Pirret Experience - The Spider Song Chords

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		  THE SPIDER SONG — The Joe Pirret Experience
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Tabbed by: pirret67
Email: thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com
Myspace: www.myspace.com/thejoepirretexperience
Tuning: Standard

I cant belive I am even thinking about sending this song is — in fact I belive it is my 
to the music industry not to show you how to play this song — but Fuck it — i'm against industry.


Verse 1:

  Cm                   Am
I went for a walk this morning,
Gm                 Cm
Climbed out off my web.
Cm                 Am
Said goodbye to my uncle,
Gm               Cm
And to my wife i said.

Chorus:
       D
I Am A SPIDER!
E           B
LIVING IN A HUMANS WORLD!
G#             Bb
GO NO PLACE TO REST MY LEGS!
Em     Em7
GOT NO HOME!

Verse 2:

  Cm                    Am
A big scary human found me,
    Gm                 Cm
And tried to squash me flat,
    Am
But I ran away —
         Dm
Then got chased by a rat.
           Am
I ate some ants along my way,
        B     C      D        Dm
But I'm Still hungry And So I say...

Chorus.

Verse 3:
  Bb                  C#
I found myself in the bathroom,
      Am7        Am
I got stuck in a bath,
     C Cadd9
Then I discovered —
    G      G6      Gm
The mighty showers wrath.
    Am7 Em7   G7sus4 D
And the water soaked me —
  Am    Bm     Cm    D#
I found that i could breathe.
    G6    D       Am     Em
For I had crawled into a ball ,
    Am       Em      Am  Em      Am 
Am
And breathes through air pockets in my knees.
   Gm     Cm      Gm   Cm  Gm   Cm
So when i drained down the plug hole,
  D   E    F    D  C
I had some time to think,
     E       E7      Em
That I might meet my cousin,
    Bb   Eb   Dsus4       Cadd9
Who fell down the kitchen sink.
  C5      G5 A5  C5
I emerged in the sewer.
  Em7           D
A jobby floated by,
  G             Dsus2       Asus4
I thought about my wife and kids,
               Em
And I began to cry.

Chorus.

Verse 4:
  Bb          Cm
I climbed out of a stank —
      G7                   Em
Found myself in a dead end street.
   B      C   D
Rested in the grass,
        Em7
Because I felt week.
    Asus4           Asus2
Eventually I pulled together,
    Am                 C/G
And climbed through an open window,
      Cadd9                Cm
Found myself surrounded by bug spray,
          Am
There was no way to go.
  Eb            Bb
I had patriotic thoughts,
      Cm            Gm
Of my comrades gone before,
         Dm          Am
I took a wiff of the chemical,
        F        F#
But I'm hard and wanted more.
  G             G#
I began to feel drowsy,
    A               Bb
And knew It was the End.

         N.C.
(spoken) — so i curled up in a ball and died

I belive thats it.

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